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Kenny Hotz and Lindsay Lohan caught with Paris Hilton in perverted sex triangle.

According to a well-placed source, Kenny Hotz star and creator of the series Kenny vs. what’s his name? Will admit that he is dating Lohan and Hilton. Diane Sawyer will not be asking Hotz directly if he is lying, but she will give him a hypothetical question such as...if these rumors were said about some guy in the Midwest how should he address it?

In Kenny's response, he dances around the question by answering with a hypothetical non-denial denial.

"Diane, did you just fart?"

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