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Seeing as there were never any pics of Jesus or Hitler growing up, I thought I'd post mine. Anyways, I'm sure some of you freaks out there need more fodder to wank off to...so here ya' go. Enjoy!

Also, for those of you who think I'm a talent less hack, believe it or not, I'm also an award-winning photojournalist. I've documented some of the craziest historical events. In 1991, I got on a plane and flew to the middle-East for kicks to photograph the Gulf War. My photo essays include: the aftermath of David Koresh's Mount Carmel in Waco, Texas; Needle Park in Zurich, Switzerland; concentration camps -Dachau, Auschwitz etc; New Year's Eve -Times Square 2000; and many other countries' freaked out faces and places. I've posted some of my Gulf war pics, I'll be posting more stuff later so keep checking back. I' have to scan all those @#$%&* slides and it's going to take a while.