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Filmography

2006 KENNY VS. SPENNY Season 3 (Exec producer, Director, Starring, 23 mins. x 13 episodes) Third season -episodes 40-52. I smell syndication!

2005 South Park (Writer/Consultant) Season 9. They hired Kenny...you bastards!

2005 KENNY VS. SPENNY (Exec producer, Director, Starring, 23 mins. 2nd season, 13 episodes) Second season, episodes 27-39, for anyone stupid enough to air it!

2004 THE PAPAL CHASE (Producer, Director, Starring, 75 mins./ DV) A documentary that captures one man's obsession to meet the Pope in order to win a $1000 bet and piss off Spenny for making movies without him.

2003 KENNY VS. SPENNY (Exec producer, Director, Starring, 23 mins., 26 episodes) A comedic documentary reality series for CBC television that they cancelled because too many old ladies called and complained.

2001 KENNY VS. SPENNY (Exec producer, Director, Starring, 24 mins.) A comedy-reality pilot for USA Network, FYI - they pulled the plug while we made it. Thank god we finished it and sold this before Spenny had to start sucking wieners again at Hollywood and Vine!!

1997 PITCH (Producer, Director, Starring, 81 mins./35mm) Documentary meets comedy (a cock-umentary) this film is about two writers turning on each other as Hollywood chews them up and spits them out!

1994 IT DON'T COST NOTHIN' TO SAY GOOD MORNING (Director, DOP, Editor. 18 min./16mm, B&W) A touching film that documents the life and death of Toronto's most famous bum, a totally screwed-up foul-mouthed alcoholic perverted midget. Nominated for best short at the Hot Docs Film Festival and the Worldwide Short film festival.

1990 LAST DAYS OF TORONTO (Director, DOP, Editor. 93 mins./VHS) A really shitty documentary about Kenny's loser pal Bobby Patton. The film documents his mental collapse, exposing him to be an uneducated phony.

1989 RATHIATRA (Director, DOP, Editor. 24 mins./ Beta Cam.) A documentary on the Hare Krishna's and how everyone makes fun of them when they dance like freaks down Canada's most famous street.

1988 THE EYE (Director, DOP, Editor. 8 mins./Beta Cam.) Experimental. Basically, me nude. Standing in front of a TV with a large eye on it. The eye would follow me around as I tried to avoid it's glance. Kinda creepy and f*cked up. Shot in Negative, this film need to be watched on major drugs for best results.

1987 D'RAT (Director, DOP, Editor. 10 mins./ 16mm.) A comedy shot from the POV of a rat, who is trying to avoid being killed. One of my many film school projects. It's amazing what a stoner can do with a stolen video camera and a $4.00 budget.

1986 CATCH (Director, DOP, Editor. 15 mins./16mm.) Experimental. Concept: drink a bottle of vodka, duct tape up a 1940's bell & howell 16mm camera and roll it. Then use it to play "CATCH" with your drunken pals. This is why I decided to call my 1st feature "PITCH." No, I'm not gay!

1978 SOME LIKE IT HOTZ (Director, DOP, editor. 5 mins./8mm.) Animated short. A cartoon about a female sacrifice hurled into a volcano. (First film at age 7.) The Fonz, Henry Winkler came to Toronto to see some kids films and watched it with me. Little did he know I would try and fail, to take his place on TV one day!